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| #2391 |  | Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself -- and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure.
 -- Eric Allman
 
 ... We make rope.
 -- Rob Gingell on Sun Microsystem's new virtual memory.
 
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| #2392 |  | Unix is a lot more complicated (than CP/M) of course -- the typical Unix hacker can never remember what the PRINT command is called this week --
 but when it gets right down to it, Unix is a glorified video game.
 People don't do serious work on Unix systems; they send jokes around the
 world on USENET or write adventure games and research papers.
 -- E. Post
 "Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal", Datamation, 7/83
 
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| #2393 |  | Unix is a Registered Bell of AT&T Trademark Laboratories. -- Donn Seeley
 
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| #2394 |  | * UNIX is a Trademark of Bell Laboratories. 
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| #2395 |  | UNIX is hot.  It's more than hot.  It's steaming.  It's quicksilver lightning with a laserbeam kicker.
 -- Michael Jay Tucker
 
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| #2396 |  | UNIX is many things to many people, but it's never been everything to anybody. 
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| #2397 |  | Unix is the worst operating system; except for all others. -- Berry Kercheval
 
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| #2398 |  | Unix soit qui mal y pense [Unix to him who evil thinks?]
 
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| #2399 |  | UNIX Trix 
 For those of you in the reseller business, here is a helpful tip that will
 save your support staff a few hours of precious time.  Before you send your
 next machine out to an untrained client, change the permissions on /etc/passwd
 to 666 and make sure there is a copy somewhere on the disk.  Now when they
 forget the root password, you can easily login as an ordinary user and correct
 the damage.  Having a bootable tape (for larger machines) is not a bad idea
 either.  If you need some help, give us a call.
 -- CommUNIXque 1:1, ASCAR Business Systems
 
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| #2400 |  | UNIX was half a billion (500000000) seconds old on Tue Nov  5 00:53:20 1985 GMT (measuring since the time(2) epoch).
 -- Andy Tannenbaum
 
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