|#1781||FORTRAN is the language of Powerful Computers.|
-- Steven Feiner
|#1782||FORTRAN rots the brain.|
-- John McQuillin
|#1783||FORTRAN, "the infantile disorder", by now nearly 20 years old, is hopelessly|
inadequate for whatever computer application you have in mind today: it is
too clumsy, too risky, and too expensive to use.
-- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5
|#1784||[FORTRAN] will persist for some time -- probably for at least the next decade.|
-- T. Cheatham
|#1785||Fortune suggests uses for YOUR favorite UNIX commands!|
[Where is Jimmy Hoffa? (C shell)
^How did the^sex change operation go? (C shell)
"How would you rate BSD vs. System V?
%blow (C shell)
'thou shalt not mow thy grass at 8am' (C shell)
got a light? (C shell)
!!:Say, what do you think of margarine? (C shell)
PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense (Bourne shell)
make "the perfect dry martini"
man -kisses dog (anything up to 4.3BSD)
i=Hoffa ; >$i; $i; rm $i; rm $i (Bourne shell)
|#1786||Fortune suggests uses for YOUR favorite UNIX commands!|
ar t "God"
drink < bottle; opener (Bourne Shell)
cat "food in tin cans" (all but 4.BSD)
Hey UNIX! Got a match? (V6 or C shell)
mkdir matter; cat > matter (Bourne Shell)
man: Why did you get a divorce? (C shell)
date me (anything up to 4.3BSD)
make "heads or tails of all this"
who is smart
If I had a ) for every dollar of the national debt, what would I have?
sleep with me (anything up to 4.3BSD)
|#1787||fortune: cannot execute. Out of cookies.|
|#1788||fortune: cpu time/usefulness ratio too high -- core dumped.|
|#1789||fortune: No such file or directory|
|#1790||fortune: not found|
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