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| | #1661 | | Bus error -- please leave by the rear door.
| | | #1662 | | But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the
system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,
analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.
-- Bruce Leverett, "Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers"
| | | #1663 | | But this has taken us far afield from interface, which is not a bad
place to be, since I particularly want to move ahead to the kludge.
Why do people have so much trouble understanding the kludge? What
is a kludge, after all, but not enough K's, not enough ROM's, not
enough RAM's, poor quality interface and too few bytes to go around?
Have I explained yet about the bytes?
| | | #1664 | | "But what we need to know is, do people want nasally-insertable computers?"
| | | #1665 | | By long-standing tradition, I take this opportunity to savage other
designers in the thin disguise of good, clean fun.
-- P.J. Plauger, "Computer Language", 1988, April
Fool's column.
| | | #1666 | | BYTE editors are people who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then
carefully print the chaff.
| | | #1667 | | Byte your tongue.
| | | #1668 | | C Code.
C Code Run.
Run, Code, RUN!
PLEASE!!!!
| | | #1669 | | C for yourself.
| | | #1670 | | C makes it easy for you to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes that
harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
-- Bjarne Stroustrup
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