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|#1661||Bus error -- please leave by the rear door.|
|#1662||But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the|
system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,
analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.
-- Bruce Leverett, "Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers"
|#1663||But this has taken us far afield from interface, which is not a bad|
place to be, since I particularly want to move ahead to the kludge.
Why do people have so much trouble understanding the kludge? What
is a kludge, after all, but not enough K's, not enough ROM's, not
enough RAM's, poor quality interface and too few bytes to go around?
Have I explained yet about the bytes?
|#1664||"But what we need to know is, do people want nasally-insertable computers?"|
|#1665||By long-standing tradition, I take this opportunity to savage other|
designers in the thin disguise of good, clean fun.
-- P.J. Plauger, "Computer Language", 1988, April
|#1666||BYTE editors are people who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then|
carefully print the chaff.
|#1667||Byte your tongue.|
C Code Run.
Run, Code, RUN!
|#1669||C for yourself.|
|#1670||C makes it easy for you to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes that|
harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
-- Bjarne Stroustrup
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