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| #1601 | | And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.
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| #1602 | | Another megabytes the dust.
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| #1603 | | Any given program will expand to fill available memory.
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| #1604 | | Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
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| #1605 | | Any program which runs right is obsolete.
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| #1606 | | Any programming language is at its best before it is implemented and used.
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| #1607 | | ... Any resemblance between the above views and those of my employer,
my terminal, or the view out my window are purely coincidental. Any
resemblance between the above and my own views is non-deterministic. The
question of the existence of views in the absence of anyone to hold them
is left as an exercise for the reader. The question of the existence of
the reader is left as an exercise for the second god coefficient. (A
discussion of non-orthogonal, non-integral polytheism is beyond the scope
of this article.)
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| #1608 | | Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
-- Rich Kulawiec
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| #1609 | | Anyone who has attended a USENIX conference in a fancy hotel can tell you
that a sentence like "You're one of those computer people, aren't you?"
is roughly equivalent to "Look, another amazingly mobile form of slime
mold!" in the mouth of a hotel cocktail waitress.
-- Elizabeth Zwicky
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| #1610 | | APL hackers do it in the quad.
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