|#491||E.T. GO HOME!!! (And take your Smurfs with you.)|
|#492||Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.|
-- Fred Allen
|#493||Eeny, Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak!|
-- Bullwinkle Moose
|#494||Elwood: What kind of music do you get here ma'am?|
Barmaid: Why, we get both kinds of music, Country and Western.
|#495||Ever get the feeling that the world's on tape and one of the reels is missing?|
-- Rich Little
|#496||Everyone is in the best seat.|
-- John Cage
|#497||Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an|
autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.
-- Marlo Thomas
|#498||Fast ship? You mean you've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?|
-- Han Solo
|#499||"First things first -- but not necessarily in that order"|
-- The Doctor, "Doctor Who"
|#500||Fools rush in -- and get the best seats in the house.|
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