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#481But you shall not escape my iambics.
-- Gaius Valerius Catullus
#482Can't act. Slightly bald. Also dances.
-- RKO executive, reacting to Fred Astaire's screen test.
Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak"
#483Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
-- Kin Hubbard, "Abe Martin's Sayings"
#484Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.
#485Darth Vader! Only you would be so bold!
-- Princess Leia Organa
#486Did you know that the voice tapes easily identify the Russian pilot
that shot down the Korean jet? At one point he definitely states:

"Natasha! First we shoot jet, then we go after moose and squirrel."

-- ihuxw!tommyo
#487Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
#488Don't everyone thank me at once!
-- Han Solo
#489Dustin Farnum: Why, yesterday, I had the audience glued to their seats!
Oliver Herford: Wonderful! Wonderful! Clever of you to think of it!
-- Brian Herbert, "Classic Comebacks"
#490Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
-- Actor Edmond Gween, on his deathbed.
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