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|#681||Not all who own a harp are harpers.|
-- Marcus Terentius Varro
|#682||Notes for a ballet, "The Spell": ... Suddenly Sigmund hears the flutter of|
wings, and a group of wild swans flies across the moon ... Sigmund is
astounded to see that their leader is part swan and part woman --
unfortunately, divided lengthwise. She enchants Sigmund, who is careful
not to make any poultry jokes.
-- Woody Allen
|#683||Oh Dad! We're ALL Devo!|
|#684|| "Oh sure, this costume may look silly, but it lets me get in and out|
of dangerous situations -- I work for a federal task force doing a survey on
urban crime. Look, here's my ID, and here's a number you can call, that will
put you through to our central base in Atlanta. Go ahead, call -- they'll
confirm who I am.
"Unless, of course, the Astro-Zombies have destroyed it."
-- Captain Freedom
|#685||Oh, Aunty Em, it's so good to be home!|
|#686||Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.|
|#687||Old musicians never die, they just decompose.|
|#688||Once, I read that a man be never stronger than when he truly realizes how|
weak he is.
-- Jim Starlin, "Captain Marvel #31"
|#689||One big pile is better than two little piles.|
-- Arlo Guthrie
|#690||Oprah Winfrey has an incredible talent for getting the weirdest people to|
talk to. And you just HAVE to watch it. "Blind, masochistic minority,
crippled, depressed, government latrine diggers, and the women who love
them too much on the next Oprah Winfrey."
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