|#601||In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together|
afterwards that causes the problems.
-- Shelley Winters
|#602||In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness, you send out for it.|
-- Rex Reed
|#603||In just seven days, I can make you a man!|
-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show
|#604||In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending|
your left leg, it's modern architecture.
-- Nancy Banks Smith
|#605||In Oz, never say "krizzle kroo" to a Woozy.|
|#606||In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in|
the proper order then why can't he?
|#607||In the Old West a wagon train is crossing the plains. As night falls the|
wagon train forms a circle, and a campfire is lit in the middle. After
everyone has gone to sleep two lone cavalry officers stand watch over the
After several hours of quiet, they hear war drums starting from
a nearby Indian village they had passed during the day. The drums get
louder and louder.
Finally one soldier turns to the other and says, "I don't like
the sound of those drums."
Suddenly, they hear a cry come from the Indian camp: "IT'S
NOT OUR REGULAR DRUMMER."
|#608||It happened that a fire broke out backstage in a theater. The clown came|
out to inform the public. They thought it was just a jest and applauded.
He repeated his warning, they shouted even louder. So I think the world
will come to an end amid general applause from all the wits, who believe
that it is a joke.
|#609||It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been|
dead for two years.
-- Tom Lehrer
|#610||It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both|
incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by
twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
-- Rod Serling
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